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Monday My God (3)

Yaa.. oke.. sa janji, kali ini sa ceritakan hari senin. Bukan hari minggu.
So, Hit Me Baby One More Time, gue bangun di hari senin yang indah.. setelah hari minggu yang menentramkan hati.. (cerita tentang hari minggu lagi, gue tampol!) Ah.. iya.. ada general meeting di Pingu hari itu (biasanya aku hanya harus ke Pingu tiap selasa dan kamis). Aku lupa jam berapa tapi seingatku pagi. Aku malas-malasan. Hmm.. nikmatnya ngopi dan nongkrong di teras. Handphone berdering. Yay! SMS pertama untuk hari itu.. dari Nindi:

From: nenek lampir
04-Apr-2011
09:09
Apakah amu siap mati, kei?

What kind of message was that? WTF man, monday morning. Great. Karena aku mencium bau-bau keberuntungan di general meeting Pingu (Ms.Selvi sudah bilang berulang kali bahwa mereka akan buka baby class) maka kujawab "aaagh... belum" dan dia balas lagi:

From: nenek lampir
04-Apr-2011
09:26
Berarti kamu belum mau benar2 hidup

WTF, nenek lampir. Aku berangkat ke Pingu. Tidak lupa (kali ini) membawa sisir. Naik ojek.. brummm..... nyampe dengan rambut berantakan seperti biasa. Langsung ngacir ke depan toilet siswa, ngaca dan sisiran.. pake sisir kampung yang murahan itu lho.. paling goceng. Tapi hasilnya.. awh.. tak menyangka.. bisa rapi dan indah! Miss Shinta dan Miss Indras saja bilang "Your hair is beautiful today!" iihihihi (aku jadi salah tingkah).
Setting: Yellow room. Mereka (Miss Dina, Ms.Fani, Ms.Shinta, Ms.Indras, Ms.Indry) di dalem, aku di daun pintu.
Ms.Shinta: In what occasion you come today?
Keisha: Ms.Selvi called me
Ms.Shinta: Oh, the general meeting. Yes. Yaay now we have all the crews here.
Ms.Dina: Hey Kei, how was your weekend?
Keisha: I broke up with my boyfriend
Yohoo.. Snap! I gave yall monday greeting! (You know, blog, that was a joke. I don't even have a boyfriend! Hahahaha) Mereka langsung heboh. "Aaaah..." "Oooh... " "Oh no..." dan ada juga yang bilang "Yaay! Welcome to the club!"
Ms. Shinta: (proudly) "Who's single here?" Ms.Fani menggeleng. Si guru baru sok cantik (kumat judesnya) Ms.Indry mengatakan "I have boyfriend!" Ms.Indras juga senyum kecil dan mengatakan "I'm not single"
Aha.. wakwaw.... ternyata cuma trio alig yang single.. Ms.Shinta si teacher coordinator, Ms.Dina .. dan ik. 


Lalu general meeting dimulai. Dari kiri ke kanan: Mr.Rizky, aku, Mas Dadang, Mas Herman, Ms.Dian, Ms.Ulfa, Ms.Indras, Ms.Dina, Ms.Indry, Ms.Shinta, Ms.Fani (percuma lu mention, kagak ada fotonya juga. Ih biarin sih cuma membanggakan daya ingat). Di depan adalah Ms.Selvi dengan white board. Ms.Selvi mengatakan secara antusias masyarakat terhadap Pingu's English, it is a tremendous progress. Ms.Shinta dan Ms.Dina mengeluarkan kue.. memang dua orang ini bakul kue. Selalu bawa kue banyak di setiap occasion. Bolu roll coklat, keju, dan strawberry. Ya, kelihatannya enak sih, tapi aku lebih mengharapkan risoles. Ms. Selvi membuka rapat dengan menanyakan weekend beberapa staff. Pas aku yang ditanya, Ms.Dina dan Ms.Shinta heboh "Broke up with boyfriend! Hahaaaa!!"
Ms.Selvi mengeluarkan tiga buah coklat toblerone (aaaaaahh..!! awww!!) dan bertanya, "Who's gonna get chocolate today?" Akhirnya yang dapet Mas Dadang + Mas Herman karena menurut polling yang diisi oleh orang tua murid, kebersihan dan kerapihan di Pingu's EXCELLENT. Lalu satu lagi yang dapat adalah Ms.Ulfa karena daya jual meningkat (She's the sales person). Setelah itu, Ms.Selvi menawarkan ik untuk jadi teacher. Aku siyok. (baca: shock). "So, Ms.Keisha, are you ready to teach?" Aku bengong. Sementara guru-guru lainnya termasuk Ms.Ulfa heboh, "Yes!! Of course! Of course!" "Yes, I want to teach," begitu akhirnya kujawab. "Yes you have been working for two months as teacher assistant and I see you do well" "Tribute to her," jawabku lagi ngelirik Ms.Dina. 
Yes. Begitulah ceritanya hari senin ik dipromosikan menjadi teacher. Setelah general meeting langsung ngobrol dengan Ms.Shinta masalah schedule training. Ahaaa I'm so excited. And I was like dance-walking on my way home. 

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