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spa yuk!

keisha: kalo spa coklat kan kita kebauan coklat... kalo spa susu rasanya lembut, nah ada spa yang menyakitkan
gempar: apa itu?
keisha: spatu.
gempar: kamu kok ikutan jayus kayak aku sih?
keisha: (ngga terima). spa yang menarik perhatian orang?
gempar: spanduk
keisha: (shit! dia tau!)
gempar: spa apa yang harus berdua?
keisha: spasang! spa apa yang membuat kita mengingat masa lalu?
gempar: spanjang jalan kenangan...
keisha: (*&&$#! dia bisa jawab!)
gempar: spa apa yang harus digoes?
keisha: spada! yee itu sih speda! spa apa yang membuat kita merasa santai, tidak usah terlalu menghaluskan bahasa?
gempar: ??
keisha: spantaran!
keisha&gempar: hahahahahahahahaha (yg ngasih pertanyaan sampe ngguling)
gempar: spa apa yang nyampah di internet?
keisha: ah.. spam! gampang! spa apa yang ketat, membuat kita merasa lengkeeet?
gempar: ??
keisha: spalding!
gempar: ngahahah...spa apa yang nama negara?
keisha: (huh pertanyaan nya ga asik) sparta.
gempar: bukan
keisha: spanyoool... (sampe monyong). spa apa yang mendunia?
gempar: ??
keisha: (yes! dia ngga bisa jawab!) spak bola!
gempar: ahaaahahahaha... itu sih sepak tau.
keisha: bodo, tadi kamu juga sepeda jadi spada.
gempar: spa apa yang bisa jadi lagu?
keisha: (tuh kan kalimatnya ngga diatur lagi, masa spa bisa jadi lagu?) sparuh nafas! spa apa yang biasanya ada di pesta nikahan?
gempar: ??
keisha: spangkat alat sholat

kami semua tertawa sampe ngguling. aku sampe netes air liur.
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