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Hai kawan-kawaaannn...!!!
Abiento Pasiolo! Sando! Tango! Chiki! Jet-Zet, Chitos, dan Chitato...!
Kapan hari itu di fs ada bulletin kayak gini nih:
Kenapa pada harus pake poni miring??
> kenapa di fotonya selalu dari angle atas? pake kamera
> handphone lagi...senyumnya harus sambil
> miring...difotonya didalem dimobil... pake
> kacamata item..harus keliatan sexy! dan putih!dan lucu,cute,
> ato apalah.. emang kalian pengen banget jadi
> model, huh?? kasian..dan tolong... apakah kalian selalu mengartikan narsis itu menganggap
> diri kalian itu cantik?? ngga tolol! coba cari di
> internet narsis itu apa,bagaimana, dan siapa??!!!
> nulis profilenya harus ~`diGinI-Gini_iN`` (pusing
> bacanya bego!!) status harus maried bagi yg
> punya pacar... itu bukan romantis, melainkan janji
> palsu... gombal siah.. moal dikawin moaal..
> liat aja location.. port moody..virgin island.. dsb...
> kenapa ga INDONESIA aja bego!?! fav musiknya
> selalu pop..R'n'B.. usher..usher.. tai fav book... selalu
> chickensoup... dan buku2 ga perlu.. serta
> tulisan2 kacangan ky kahlil gibran fav movie... selalu
> film2 lokal yg standar ga berkualitas ato film yg br
> keluar dr hollywood dan langsung menulisnya
> tanpa hrs menontonnya dhl.. biar gaul! fav tv...
> aah gossip, ceriwis.. ngakunya ga suka
> sinetron... tapi kenapa memuja para artis
> sinetron?? tolol!! about me... liat aja di testi..
> (emangnya kamu cuma bisa dipuji ya? ato so'
> banyak penggemarr??!!) who i want to
> meet... "everybody add me up please"..
> ato "friends.." ato dsb... setelah nge add...
> malah dijadiin peliharaan.. bukan dijadiin temen...
> malah dijadiin ajang untuk menyombongkan diri
> bahwa: "niih gw niih liaat temennya bisa
> nyampe
> ratusaan.." malah cuman buat menuh2in
> account... sampe2 bikin duabelas account...
> buat apaa!?!?!?? emang jadi famous itu sama
> seperti
> masuk surga bagi kalian ya?? KALIAN TAI
> SEMUA. org yg nulis ini ga ngerti apa2..
> cuman
> mikir prosedur standar yg harus dijalani, gak
> lebih.
> org yg berpikir apa yg perlu itu perlu. dan yg
> tidak
> itu tidak. org yg sangat kaku, dan mencintai
> ke'kaku'anya. sampai2 ga bisa nerima hal2
> yang
> berbau fleksibel atau keluar batas. org yg
> berpikir
> bahwa seni bukan sesuatu yg bebas, berpikir
> liar,
> melainkan seni adalah komposisi yg tepat!
> org yg
> nulis ini hanyalah perwujudan dari 0,0001%
> perwujudan dr sampah yang harus dibuang...
> karena sampah harus dibuang! It's real kan?


Hauhahaha...what do u think guys? GiLa ya... judul bulletin ini: "TO: Cewek-Cewek Yg Ngerasa". Aku bukan salah satu cewek yg ngerasa tp aku berpikir... SO WHAT GITU LOH kalo kita mau pake poni miring (mau miring, lurus, botak, terserah kita kan?) trus kalo tuh cewek fotonya dmanis-manisin biar keliatan cute, lucu, or things like that kan wajar, dia pengen fotonya keliatan bagus. Emang kenapa kalo dia nulis profile-nya diGiNi-GiNiiN? Itu kan kreativitas dia sendiri...emang melanggar hukum? Trus aku juga suka RnB tp kan aku nggak anti sama org yg suka musik lainnya. Trus....aku juga bacaan-nya Chicken Soup, emang situ bacaannya apa? Buku porno? AARRGHHH.....SO WHAT GITU LOH?!

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